Would You Like To Go To Hell?
While I don’t believe in heaven or hell should I turn out to be wrong I still wouldn’t consider it a total mistake. I wouldn’t mind going to hell in fact I would welcome it. By the time I and my generation die the believing faculties will go to Heaven to enjoy eternity with the likes or Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Rush Limbaugh. While I and my non-believing brethren will be forced to spend all eternity sipping tea and conversating with heathens like Carl Saigon, Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, George Carlin, and Thomas Jefferson. To each his own.